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Tikthoted by the Witch

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Hooters Job Application

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Nothing like your Ex

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Easy Life

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Permanently Petplayed

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Visit from the Reality Bureau

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Finally, summer! School was over, and Andy was taking a well-deserved break before starting his job hunt to find something to do with his brand-new degree. Currently he was in the process of tearing down his dorm room, taking down posters, storing clothes in his suitcases, and doing a bit of final cleaning up when he suddenly heard a knock at his door. Going to answer the door, he was surprised to find a woman in a suit with tightly knotted hair holding a clipboard, eyes focused on the paper before her, not even looking up as she asked. "Are you Andrew Stevens?" He looked up at her. She was tall and beautiful, but something seemed strange about her. He nodded, smiling, but couldn’t help but still feel worried a little. Was this some legal stuff? Was he in trouble? "Yes, I'm Andrew and who are you?" "Who I am is not important." She says, walking right past him into his room, not even bothering to look up. She jots a few things down before