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Life Reassignement Inc.

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The pinnacle of technology, science so advanced that it can seem like magic to the vast majority of people. Enter Life Reassignment Inc., an international corporation that provides its unique and miraculous services to their clients. However, the company works from the shadow, under the mantle of a technology consulting firm, their operations hidden from the law, and the scrutiny of the Federal Trade Commission. Clients are wide ranging, varying from willing to unwilling, the products they offer sometimes comes in the form of handheld devices, phone applications, or even tailored services provided at one of their offices.  And in one such office, situated in a downtown building, shared with different businesses, the corporation offers life changing services. There, clients can select different packages, and are offered an out on their current lives, selecting characteristics and traits for their new bodies, new lives, new realities. Deluxe packages let client choose a variety of sp...

Hotel New You - Life Reassignment Inc.

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The neon sign flashed above your heads. “HOTEL NEW YOU” it read, blinking every few seconds to attract attention. Technically this place was supposed to be refreshing, give you a vacation you would never forget, with a whole new lease on life. Honestly, you thought this was just some marketing bullshit, and the only reason you were really here is because you had a discount with your travel agent. You rolled up the entrance with your suitcase in tow, your wife by your side. She had been hesitant about this place, the name, and the look of it not inspiring confidence. But you still managed to convince her, saying the discount was substantial enough, and the place didn’t look so bad, even if it was eccentric. So, you walked in, heading to the reception area. Despite the gaudy exterior the interior was actually not so bad, you were pleasantly surprised. The person on the other side of the counter stood up as you walked in, beaming smile on her face. “Welcome to Hotel New You, valued cu...

Change your problems! by Life Reassignment Inc.

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Your head was killing you from boredom. You were an outside and social kind of guy, so this forced quarantine thing was unbearable! All for something that was basically just a big cold… You were stuck in your apartment, all interesting TV shows had been watched, and it had only been 5 days! Still 9 more to go! You were never going to get through this. As you were browsing your phone, trying to find something, anything to do, an ad popped up. Weird those were usually blocked. You almost clicked on the X when the title caught your attention. Want to change your problems? Change your problems? What kind weird wording was that? Still, intrigued, you read on. Is life dragging you down with insurmountable issues? Are your problems simply too much for you to handle? Simply click here and we will take those problems away and give them to someone else, while giving you someone else’s issues! It’s easy and it’s free! You chuckled a bit at the ad. You still weren’t quite sure what they were tryin...

A Japanese Experience by Life Reassignment Inc.

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You couldn’t believe that you won! The radio contest, titled   A Japanese Experience , was supposed to be an out of this world trip to Japan. They detailed it as a life changing journey, where you would experience Japan on a whole new level of immersion. They were even providing a new wardrobe, and you would also be doing some work there. You weren’t sure how that was going to go, but they confirmed that it was something quite simple that pretty much anyone could manage doing, and that it would enhance the level of immersion. You had always wanted to visit Japan, but with your limited budget and the price of a single ticket, you never really had any hope, so this really was a dream come true! And the way everything was described made it sound so awesome, even though this was most likely a marketing stunt and they were exaggerating things, so you tried not to get too excited, but the closer the date of departure came, the more restless you got. On the fateful day, take off went with...