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Trickster's April Fools
Contrary to what you would initially believe, Tricksters absolutely despise the first of April. Being fervent pranksters themselves, there are many reasons that they hold such contempt for this day of jokes and foolery. The primary one being the fact that all these amateurs out there make such a poor job of setting up pranks and jokes on their peers. All these half-baked pranks, all these lame punchlines with no rhyme or reason, it really undermines the whole work, the art of the Trickster, these beings that consider themselves as godlike beings, creatures that view all of humanity as simple playthings, subjects for their crazy and twisted pranks. And so, on this cursed day, the Tricksters walk around, on the lookout for would be pranksters, and make sure that their pitiful attempts at a joke backfire in some way, to teach them a lesson in trickery that they will never forget. The first person to be the target of a Trickster’s ire was a retail store worker named Karl. This obnoxious ...
Cheaters Never Prosper
Christina was fucked and she knew it. Not only had she gotten blackout drunk and cheated on her boyfriend with a total stranger, but said boyfriend was also a really powerful warlock with quite a temper. Ever since she had found out that William could bend reality to his will, she had tried to find a way to end their relationship, escape him without dooming herself in the process. But against a man who could wield magic, it was easier said than done. And now it was only a matter of moments before he woke up and didn’t find her next to him. He would then most certainly use a spell to locate her and teleport to wherever she was, and then it would be over for both her and her unfortunate one-night stand, who was still sleeping blissfully next to her. As if she had summoned him herself, the man in question appeared at the foot of the bed with a loud “Bang!” and a puff of smoke, anger burning in his eyes. She yelped in surprise and the man who’s name she couldn’t even recall woke up with a ...
Catgirl Roommate
You hate your roommate. You hated even just the idea of having to share your own living space with someone, but with the rent hiking up to unprecedented prices, you had had to find someone to rent out the spare room to, or move somewhere smaller, both options equally unappealing, especially with how the market is at the moment. So, you reluctantly started looking for a roommate, at first with friends and family, and then when it was apparent no one was looking for a new place, you started looking online with strangers, and that’s how you met Jack. He didn’t seem so bad at first, a nice respectable guy, the one that was the least bad out of everyone who you reached out to. That is until you started living with him. He never cleaned up after himself. Dishes, clothes, they were all yours to pick up in the common area, and you didn’t even dare enter his room at this point. You confronted him multiple times, and he always had a reason, exams coming up, big stressful day, gone for the week...
Bitch Witch
The mall was buzzing with activity, with people hushering about at different paces. God you hated the mall. Only two things could make you come to this horrendous place. One, absolute necessity, you had to get something here that you could get no where else. Two, your girlfriend of three years Jessica wanted to go shopping, and wanted you to go along. Option two was the most grueling option, as you could simply go grab what you needed and head out as fast as possible. And option two was why you were here today. Jessica was holding you be the arm, walking past boutique windows and occasionnaly stopping by to browse the selection of offered items, but never buying anything. At one point, your patience being stretched thin, you asked, trying not to sound too impatient: "Are we just looking at stuff or did we actually come here to buy something?" "Oh relax" she responded, with the soft melodic voice you loved so much. "We have no where else to be, and I like it whe...