Maidified
“Come on man! Give me another chance! I swear I will get better.” Nolan pleaded with his roommate, Phil, who was currently threatening to kick him out on account of his lack of contribution around the apartment. “No! You’ve already told me this too many times! Enough is enough, pack your things, I want you out by the end of the month.” Phil proclaimed with a stern face. “Seriously Phil, there has to be something I can do to convince you I can change…” When Nolan mentioned the word change, Phil seemed to perk up, as if he suddenly had an idea. “There might be something… But you must be certain that you are ready to change for it to work.” he uttered in an enigmatic tone. “Sure man, I’ll change, I’ll do anything, I just really need this place, I couldn’t afford rent anywhere else.” Phil pleaded, as he usually did when confronted about his laziness by his roommate, happy to see his empty promises were once again working. “Alright, if you say so… Now hold still…” Phil drew a long pointy st