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Happy Birthday!

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Cursed Princess

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It was a lousy vacation. You didn’t really have the right to complain, as your parents were paying for the whole thing, but you couldn’t help but feel out of place. At 19 years old, you had quite outgrown kids movies, and so having to spend the next few days at Disney World with you parents and your 12 year old sister was going to be boring. Especially when said sister insisted on lining up to take pictures with every single princess in the whole park. And since this trip was more for her than for you, obviously, you parents happily obliged, spending hours in line for her, and making you do the same, since somehow even if you were 19 they still didn’t trust you enough to be by yourself in a kid’s theme park. And so you waited in countless lines so she could take pictures with all her favorite princesses, from Aurora to Elsa, Cinderella to Moana. You kept pestering your parents to do something else, go on an actual ride or something, but they replied that you could do that tomorrow, tod...

Bitch Witch

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The mall was buzzing with activity, with people hushering about at different paces. God you hated the mall. Only two things could make you come to this horrendous place. One, absolute necessity, you had to get something here that you could get no where else. Two, your girlfriend of three years Jessica wanted to go shopping, and wanted you to go along. Option two was the most grueling option, as you could simply go grab what you needed and head out as fast as possible. And option two was why you were here today. Jessica was holding you be the arm, walking past boutique windows and occasionnaly stopping by to browse the selection of offered items, but never buying anything. At one point, your patience being stretched thin, you asked, trying not to sound too impatient: "Are we just looking at stuff or did we actually come here to buy something?" "Oh relax" she responded, with the soft melodic voice you loved so much. "We have no where else to be, and I like it whe...