TG Sorcerer's Captions and Stories

You were tired of your old life. Whatever it was, you just couldn't take it anymore. Whether it was your appearance, your job, love life, or even just bad luck, you hated how things had turned out, and how your future was looking. One day you were wasting time at a local town fair, with nothing better to do, when you saw the mystical looking tent, and it grabbed your attention. Moving to it, you could see a panel on the outside. Fortune Teller Change your Fate Intrigued, you drew the tent flap aside, and walked into the dark interior. The whole space was filled with light smoke, and smelled strongly of incense. Sitting at a wooden table littered with crystals, cards and herbs was a young woman with dark skin and frizzled black hair. She was looking at you and smiling a knowing smile, almost like she knew you. "Hello my Dear, I was waiting for you... Come, come and sit down." Perplexed, you sat down, asking her how she knew you were coming. "Well that's easy Dear,

You were always told that Asian women absolutely craved white men; it was like a Fetish for them. And turns out you had quite a thing for Asian women too! So having enough of trying unsuccessfully flirting with boring white girls, you decided to save up on money and pay yourself a trip to Japan to get yourself a horny Japanese Girlfriend! The plan was perfect, you were going to go there, turn on the charm, hit on the girls and eventually you were bound to find one of those desperate sluts for white men everyone talked about.   But things didn’t go as expected. After many times trying, you kept on getting rejected, either by girls giggling at your pathetic attempt, or by them screaming out that you were a creep and a pervert in English, before trying to stay as far away as possible from you. What the hell was going on? You got pissed off, so you started becoming more aggressive in your flirting, until, unknown to you, you started flirting quite aggressively in a lewd manner with a Witch

After months and months of asking, you finally gave up, and agreed to your girlfriend’s demands. She had never been to a bar or out in clubs in her life, and wanted to try the experience. On your end however, you had gone far too many times, pressured by your friends, and did not enjoy the whole experience at all. Music so loud you could barely hear each other talk, lights so dim you have to strain your eyes just to see a little bit, obnoxious creeps who just want to get laid by any means necessary, overpriced booze... No thank you. You could have a more private and much cheaper drinking experience just by drinking at home with friends, and that is what you had resolved on doing from now on. But still she kept on insisting, saying she just wanted to try, at least once. So, you decided that for her birthday you would go to a bar, like she asked.   On the day of her birthday, when you announced that you were going to go out to a bar, she jumped in joy, hugging and kissing you excitedly.