TG Sorcerer's Captions and Stories

You and your friend Mike were whispering to each other not so quietly on the bus, trying at least a little to not be overheard, but failing miserably. This resulted in the both of you receiving the disapproving stares of the passengers around you, although none of them actually interrupting your little conversation. Your subject of discussion was a   young woman   further down the bus, who had a certain girth. Mike was saying that she was just fat, while you were telling him she had to be pregnant to be this obese. You did a little wager to the exasperation of your neighbors, then you got up and went to her. “Hi miss, me and my friend were just wondering, when is your baby due?” A few indignant gasps resounded around you, and the fat girl stared at you in shock. Then her gaze turned a little more sinister, and she smiled in an ominous fashion. “I don’t know, when is YOUR baby due, chica?” As she said it you felt like you just got hit by the bus you were standing in. You whole body expl

  It was a decent wish. A little basic, but hey, it’s not because it is a common wish that it is necessarily a bad wish per say. But it turns out that Genies are not like in movies. First, that three wish thing is bullshit, they can only do one before whisking themselves away for another person to stumble upon them. Second, they aren’t benevolent spirits bound to make their master’s lives better. They are actually mischievous tricksters who bend and twist their victim’s wishes before granting them a curse more than a boon, which is exactly what happened to you. You thought you were lucky when you found that lamp. You thought you were smart when you made that wish. But you knew you had thought wrong once the Genie’s smile turned sinister and his eyes turned evil. You had made a mistake. “I wish I had the girl I desire the most.” Of course, you had meant that you wanted to have her as a girlfriend, but you didn’t say it outright, so the Genie didn’t interpret it that way. A large puff of