TG Sorcerer's Captions and Stories

“Excuse me sir, can you help me out, I have a few questions regarding this product…” Alex sighed in exasperation. In retrospect, it he was asking for it, at least a little. After all, who wears a red shirt when shopping at Target? Going shopping hadn’t been in his plans when getting dressed that morning, but he had inadvertently eaten the last eggs in the fridge for breakfast, the same eggs that his wife needed to bake a cake for her friend’s birthday tonight. So, he went out, going to the nearest store, without thinking about how he was dressed, and ended up at Target. He immediately regretted his decision as a woman in her forties, with short blond hair and sunglasses, came up to him and asked for help. “I’m sorry Ma’am, but I don’t work here…” He kept going, heading deeper into the store towards the groceries and the fridges, where the eggs would be kept, but she sidestepped and blocked his path, insistent. “Nonsense. If you don’t work here, why are you wearing a red shirt? ...

  “Hi and thank you for calling TechTeam, my name is Robert, how may I help you?” “Hi Robert! I would like a big titty goth girlfriend!” Rob sighed in exasperation. Working remotely for a call center always involved dealing with a fair number of strange requests, and strange people, so he wasn’t entirely surprised by this odd request, only annoyed. Unfortunately, calls were monitored, and he was not allowed to simply hang up on such calls. He had to confirm with the clients that he had properly heard, or that they didn’t mean something else, before advising them that they weren’t calling the right location, so he begrudgingly confirmed with the caller. “I’m sorry sir, did you say that you wanted a big titty goth girlfriend?” “Yes! I would really love to have one if you could help me.” The man had a chirpy tone, as if what he was asking was strange or creepy at all. “I’m sorry sir, but this is a tech help phone line. May I suggest maybe visiting dating site to find a girl ...